Binge-Watching This Year's Christmas Films: The Hits, The Misses, and The Guilty Pleasures.
It is the time of year to lounge on the sofa and devour a tin of mince pies in front of a good movie, a bad movie, or one that’s awesomely awful.
As always, a batch of new holiday movies hopes to be part of our seasonal watchlist—potentially even finding a spot alongside enduring classics like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (don’t start).
So, in a noble effort to separate the winners from the losers, and to find the Christmas spirit, I binged as many new festive movies as possible in a single day.
First Up: The Jonas Brothers' Holiday Flick
Kicking off, optimistically, on a good foot. This film is the only 2025 title on a well-known aggregator's list of the top 100 holiday films of all time.
The popular band end up stranded in the UK after concluding their world tour and must make it back for Christmas. Their endeavors are hampered by an malevolent Father Christmas, who breaks into song to announce they won’t get home until they “rediscover their sibling bond.”
The repartee between the squabbling siblings is enjoyable even for the non-fan, while followers will certainly catch lots of references as they endeavor to get back using any means of transport necessary.
It’s a journey of epic proportions.
It’s not an all-time classic, but is great for fans and a good start to the day.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their relatives who will have to sit through it.
Next: A Star in Panto
A-list actor Kiefer Sutherland appears as a Hollywood star tricked into a traditional British stage show.
“A panto-what?” asks Sutherland’s “temperamental” and older star Brad Mack, who has hit a rough patch and whose manager has misled him into thinking he’s starring in high-class London stage.
His pantomime fellow actors inform him he’s playing Buttons. “Oh no I’m not,” he protests. One can imagine their reply. Except if you’re not acquainted with traditional British theatre traditions.
There are some very funny lines, some cockle-warming side stories, and the ensemble is excellent, too.
It’s the sort of feature that would be a bit naff at a different time, but is a highly enjoyable at Christmas.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
Mid-Morning: Christmas Karma
A familiar face shows up at the start of this film, too, calling someone a mug for the second film in a row. Might this become a new Christmas tradition?
This time, he’s a singing black cab driver who encounters Mr Sood, the newest interpretation on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by an actor from Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by Bend It Like Beckham’s Gurinder Chadha. The classic narrative develops as the miserly Mr Sood is confronted by the apparitions of Christmas past, present and future, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This South Asian reinterpretation is at least different from all the others, but regrettably he’s not very compelling and Nayyar’s portrayal is flat—a significant issue when he’s so central to everything.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
Lunchtime: Stuffed
There's just enough time for a channel's holiday special—which stars Guz Khan as a lovably grouchy guy who “doesn’t really do Christmas.”
But after he receives an £8,000 Christmas bonus at work, his wife (starring Morgana Robinson) talks him into spending the sum on a vacation to Lapland.
There’s just one issue—he learns there was an error with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to figure out how to pay back the excess.
Enjoyable but forgettable.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
Early Afternoon: Champagne Problems
This is one of those holiday movies where the decorations and snow are in the background—Christmas is the setting of the film rather than its main point—but it feels warm and holiday-like all the same.
Driven corporate star Sydney (starring Minka Kelly) is assigned to a country estate to do a deal for a champagne business. During her travels, she runs into a guy in a book store who vows to show her the holidays in the City of Light.
An expert recently stated this is the best new Christmas film of the recent era. That’s a bit of a exaggeration, but it is a holiday love story with a hint of sophistication and gives the obligatory heartwarming sensation.
The scene with a lengthy discussion about Die Hard is particularly strong too.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
A Charming Quest
Sixteen-year-old Chris, played by Lenny Rush, holds onto his belief in Father Christmas, despite the attempts of his dad (played by James Buckley) to tell him the truth.
The secret is out there, and Chris ventures forth to find it with the expert help of a team of well-known scientists and personalities.
It’s gentle but sweet, and good viewing while anticipating Santa to visit.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
Late Afternoon: Oh. What. Fun.
Michelle Pfeiffer is the head of a quarrelling American family who reunite for the holidays—including other Oscar nominee Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer starts by mentioning classic festive films like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before stating: “They need to make a movie about the true heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s what this is, but in reality it’s really a combination of those forerunner films, at least until Pfeiffer’s character eventually finds her strength.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
Formulaic Fun
The day’s taken a dip, but happily here’s a new addition in the saturated market of cliched, saccharine, over-the-top—and strangely compelling—seasonal comfort food.
It’s a tale as familiar as can be: An American woman journeys to a distant snowy land and ends up stumbling across romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher